mokudekiru

For those of you who have seen my facebook album, this will be nothing new. But I need to share this extremely significant event that marks the beginning of this semester and the arrival into my new apartment.

Tuesday night I spent struggling with basic OCaml for my 421 MP. Around 11:30, my other two roommates, Ellen and Sean, as well as the former inhabitant of my room, Renee, decided to go grocery shopping. I had no reason to go, until they notified that Jerry was also coming. Then I was sold, and Bhargav and I hopped in the car with Jerry and headed to Schnucks.

Meet Jerry. He is on Sean’s lap. Sean looks demonic, or angelic, I can’t quite decide.

Once we arrived at the store, we had a hard time getting him into the shopping cart. Does Jerry need to lose weight?

Soon Jerry was a hit in the produce section, and even became basil:

Jerry met this dashing fellow, who offered him a drink, but Jerry wasn’t sure about paying for wine.

So he decided to camouflage himself instead:

Jerry entered the meat aisle. He didn’t think it would be so bad if it were just Sean lusting after raw meat.

But then, the unspeakable happened.

He went to Wit for advice and to drown his sorrows.

And then decided to stay positive, and help others by becoming safe sex.

It was an exciting night for Jerry. I only worry that this event was the highlight of the semester, and that now I have nothing more to live for. See the rest of Jerry’s adventures below.